THE HOSPITAL 2 – Movie Review

THE HOSPITAL 2
• RELEASE DATE: Now Available on DVD (Click Here to Purchase a Copy)
• WRITTEN BY: Jim O’Rear, Daniel Emery Taylor
• DIRECTED BY: Jim O’Rear, Daniel Emery Taylor
• STARRING: Daniel Emery Taylor, Betsy Rue, Jim O’Rear

-Reviewed by Daniel XIII

 
You know what I absolutely “love”? Gettin’ to review a sequel to a flick I’ve never seen or even heard of. And, as luck would have it; here comes THE HOSPITAL 2 to provide me with that award losing experience…

 
THE HOSPITAL 2 concerns the wacky misadventures of two serial killers who set up shop in a home for battered women and proceed to torture, rape, and murder ultra-vulnerable women. Oh for fucks sake…But wait, it gets even “better” as these deranged lunatics film all their exploits and stream it on line for all to see. At one point Debbie Rochon shows up for a second. The End.

 
Ultra-cheap, ultra-offensive, and oppressively long (seriously this film runs nearly two hours) THE HOSPITAL 2 is just not for me. It’s endless scenes of rapey nonsense and torture porn hijinkery that left me wanting to call a nurse to help me slip into a medically induced coma until this flick had run it’s course.

 
On the plus side, you really don’t need to see the first flick to follow along with what passes for a plot in this film. So yay…I guess?

 
Look, I hate shittin’ on anybody’s parade; especially folks that are makin’ fright flicks on their own terms, but when the audience feels more tortured than the hapless victims on screen, you got a slight problem. Avoid this one my creeps.